http://www.deadly-assassins.us Keep Your Gun Loaded And Your Beer Cold At All Times Deadly Assassins Deadly Assassins Evo RSS Parser 60 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/images/evo/minilogo.gif http://www.deadly-assassins.us 94 15 Nuke-Evolution 2.0.7 Powered - Xtreme 2.0 Edition en-us ArchAngel-DA@cfl.rr.com 2012-05-20T11:58:46-05:00 hourly 1 2012-05-20T11:58:46-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=40#106 In response to e-mails regarding my dog...

Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six people wearing Obama tee shirts, four wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two Democrats, nine teenagers with pants hanging past their cracks, three flag burners and a Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

also

I'M TRYING TO TALK HIM INTO QUIT SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH!  ]]> 106@http://www.deadly-assassins.us Emails About My Dog for sale 2012-05-06T21:14:10-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=39#105 I was in a bar on Saturday night. Had a few drinks........
I noticed two large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them screamed "It's WALES you friggin' IDIOT!"
So, I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's all I remember..... ]]> 105@http://www.deadly-assassins.us Saturday night at the bar 2012-05-06T21:10:22-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=38#104 On their wedding night, the young bride asked her new husband for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.  In his highly aroused state,her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.  Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits
and interest totaling nearly $1 million.Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by thebank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than the three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the
results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
"If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business !!!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
]]> 104@http://www.deadly-assassins.us TWENTY DOLLARS 2012-05-06T21:09:08-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=36#103 ]]> 103@http://www.deadly-assassins.us Weekly SPAM post 2012-04-07T05:12:14-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=35#93 93@http://www.deadly-assassins.us !!!! JOB OPENING !!!! 2012-03-15T18:52:37-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=34#84 ]]> 84@http://www.deadly-assassins.us hello 2012-02-17T17:28:18-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=33#79
One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

"Fucken' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.]]> 79@http://www.deadly-assassins.us Workplace Safety Test 2012-02-01T19:13:25-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11#78 78@http://www.deadly-assassins.us Hey 2012-01-30T17:18:40-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=32#77  8O  :lol:]]> 77@http://www.deadly-assassins.us Confession 2012-01-26T09:49:53-05:00 http://www.deadly-assassins.us/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=31#75 TY *SO*LuckyLady.AGOA]]> 75@http://www.deadly-assassins.us Holliday Havoc starts tonight(Halloween)BHD 2011-10-28T16:15:46-05:00